Vicki blows biography

Real biography: Born in Romford, Essex, UK, Vikki calls herself a typical Essex girl, although she only owns one pair of white stilettos.

Vikki was going to get expelled from school at the age of 13 for mooning her head of year, so she left school and started working at a hairdresser’s. “See, it’s not a law to go to school, it’s just the law to have an education.” She did well at the hairdressers but failed to qualify as she didn’t have the patience to cut hair. Vikki already knew at age 15 that she wanted to become a Page 3 girl. “Actually I wanted to be Kate Moss on the cover of Vogue, but I was too short.” She joined an agency that “turned out to be really dodgy”, but at least she got some pictures out of it and sent them to Samantha Bond Management.

When she finally got a test for Page 3 she was so nervous the night before, that she hardly slept at all. Vikki explains in an interview that taking her clothes off in front of the camera wasn